Wearing a Hawaiian shirt, you don't ever come across as offensive. Nobody sees you as a threat. You see someone in a Hawaiian shirt, and you are like 'this guy is ready to party.'

I don't want to die tomorrow knowing I could've had a piece of cake tonight.

There's 5 levels of fatness! Fluffy is one of the levels. There's big, healthy, husky, fluffy and damn.

Why do people measure life by the years instead of how good the years were?

I drink diet coke so I can eat regular cake.

Me racist? The only race I hate is the one you have to run.

Life is measured by how you lived it, not by the years.

With all the classes they offer at school, how come they don't have one for common sense?

When you go to Hawaii, it's all about "Aloha." It means hello, goodbye and I love you.

You live by the cake, you die by the cake.

I had to travel half way across the world to be called an American.

Our civil position should not depend on the tests and problems we go through

You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.

Since I was forty and definitely slipping, I have won seven full marathons, got second six times, and third four times.... I'm wondering what I can do after I'm fifty.

Few new truths have ever won their way against the resistance of established ideas save by being overstated.

It is much easier to make measurements than to know exactly what you are measuring

That's what I need from everybody right now - enjoy life with me.

Every book that is banned is a badge of honor.

The gifts of lovers to one another are, in respect to love, nothing but forms; yet, they testify to invisible love.

I want to tell women in developing countries that they are as powerful as their male counterparts, and they can play an equal role in their respective societies.

Each life makes its own immitation of immortality.