We're rapidly approaching a world comprised entirely of jail and shopping.

Remember: the time you feel lonely is the time you most need to be by yourself. Life's cruelest irony.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

You can't fake creativity, competence, or sexual arousal.

Fondue sets, martini shakers and juicing machines: three things the world could live completely without.

If a building looks better under construction than it does when finished, then it's a failure.

Big companies are like marching bands. Even if half the band is playing random notes, it still sounds kind of like music. The concealment of failure is built into them.

Eagles are seagulls with a good hairdo.

We decided that the French could never write user-friendly software because they're so rude.

Is there anything in the world more annoyingly creepy than an unspoken dress code?

When we constantly ask for miracles, we're unraveling the fabric of the world. A world of continuous miracles would not be a world, it would be a cartoon.

In success formula, master of history is the master builder of tomorrow

When we accomplish one thing, our ego wants to bask in the glory, though our soul is ready to move on to the next.

Devotion complete culminates in knowledge supreme.

Over all, there are now more people under “correctional supervision” in America-more than six million-than were in the Gulag Archipelago under Stalin at its height.

Who'll love Aladdin Sane? Battle cries and champagne just in time for sunrise.

We can not effectively serve God without the Holy Spirit.

The only thing you ever have is now.

I didn't want people to wait six months to get the clothes, I wanted a very immediate, real feel to it. You see it one night, the next morning you can go and buy the same outfit!

It is simply that person's time. Ours will come in this lifetime or the next. No matter. Continue to practice.

All civilized nations must unite in condemnation of a theology that now threatens to destabilize much of the earth.