We don't have a soul. We are a soul. We happen to have a body.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

Unless you are actually a ninja, a guru, or a rock star, don't ever use any of those terms in your bio. Ever.

You have to stop worrying about looking foolish, 'cause fear of being humiliated really limits you.

It is only when we have ceased to be the followers of our followers that we comprehend how meaningless followers are.

The word trill really REALLY bugs me! Like who made that up???

Intelligence is required to be able to know that a man knows not.

A picture does a great job, but it's not nearly like being there.

To be a monk is to have time to practice for your transformation and healing. And after that to help with the transformation and healing of other people.

Spend some time this weekend on home improvement; improve your attitude toward your family.

I value people with a conscience. It's like a beeper from God.

A library implies an act of faith which generations, still in darkness hid, sign in their night in witness of the dawn.