We cannot attain the presence of God. We're already totally in the presence of God. What's missing is awareness.

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children.

It isn't how much time you spend somewhere that makes it memorable: it's how you spend the time.

When I go to a bar, I don't go looking for a girl who knows the capital of Maine.

I want my tombstone to read: If this is a joke, I don't get it.

Entrepreneurs with disabilities are overwhelmingly successful.

I don't like to watch golf on television because I can't stand people who whisper.

You know you're getting old when kids start to dress like you used to and movies are made about your teen life.

The truth is that God is to be found in all things - even and most especially in the painful, tragic and unpleasant things.

Nothing is going to stop Mike Tyson that doesn't have a motor attached.

You could place one product in a first-run telecast, a second product what that program is rerun, and a third product when the show goes into syndication, and another product when it goes on cable.

I believe strongly in the rights of women... my mother is a woman, my sister is a woman, my daughter is a woman, my wife is a woman.

Banks are an almost irresistible attraction for that element of our society which seeks unearned money.

Love has a funny way of showing up when you aren't looking for it and didn't plan on it.

There are various ways of mending a broken heart, but perhaps going to a learned conference is one of the more unusual.

Heart broken-he felt a deep ache in his chest, like that of a sore muscle, and each beat of his heart pained him

Rashness is oftener the resort of cowardice than of courage.

But the cloud never comes in that quarter of the horizon from which we watch for it.

I think a double bass for me would be too much effort. But the cello, you're really engaged and the sound is kind of right here. So, it feels like being merged, married to an instrument.

I like eating pepperoni. I heat it up in the microwave and then I let it roast and then I eat it with cheese.