David Brenner Quotes

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children.

It isn't how much time you spend somewhere that makes it memorable: it's how you spend the time.

We cannot attain the presence of God. We're already totally in the presence of God. What's missing is awareness.

When I go to a bar, I don't go looking for a girl who knows the capital of Maine.

I want my tombstone to read: If this is a joke, I don't get it.

Entrepreneurs with disabilities are overwhelmingly successful.

I don't like to watch golf on television because I can't stand people who whisper.

You know you're getting old when kids start to dress like you used to and movies are made about your teen life.

The truth is that God is to be found in all things - even and most especially in the painful, tragic and unpleasant things.

Nothing is going to stop Mike Tyson that doesn't have a motor attached.

You could place one product in a first-run telecast, a second product what that program is rerun, and a third product when the show goes into syndication, and another product when it goes on cable.

We work very, very hard to find that fine line where location is meaningful enough to be interesting to an advertiser but not so intrusive that it interrupts the creative flow of the show.