We are the things and shapes to come, your freedom's not free of dumb.

Black eyeliner. It’s standard. It’s all you need. It just makes the world a better place.

You get depressed because you know that you're not what you should be.

You have to be saved to get into heaven....you only have to be you to get into hell.

If you want to find out who your real friends are, sink the ship. The first ones to jump aren't your friends.

Music is the strongest form of magic.

When all of your wishes are granted, many of your dreams will be destroyed.

We live in a society of victimization, where people are much more comfortable being victimized than actually standing up for themselves.

The imagination is precious. Don't lose it. Don't lose the child in you.

People are too lazy and too stupid to think for themselves that we've got sitcoms with canned laughter that lets you know when to laugh if you're too stupid to know when the joke is.

I don't think we should ever regret anything we do. I think we have to accept the consequences and you learn from your mistakes, and that's how you grow as a person

The Wilderness holds answers to more questions than we have yet learned to ask.

I would love to have more kids. Kids are the best part of my day. I don't wake up to make movies. I wake up to hang out with my family.

You might be a redneck if the Home Shopping Channel operator recognizes your voice.

Living meaningfully is what brings joy.

Even when I'm old and grey I'll probably be cruising around and bunny-hopping and stuff. In the words of the Descendents, "I don't want to grow up."

I think classes can be the most fun. And if you want to make it a social thing and you want to go with friends, then that's the way to do it.

Lyricists play with words.

Let's face it, the Obama administration was handed a pretty poor deal from the previous administration.

Any great teacher is a great student.

Is this a dagger which I see before me, The handle toward my hand?