We are people of worth because God lives in us.

Obstacles are those frightening things you see when you take you eyes off your goal.

When life throws you curve balls, become a curve ball hitter.

Perfection is doing all that you could. And there's not a single thing more you can do.

Some people have written that my writing has helped them go on. It has helped me too. The writing, the roses, the 9 cats.

Global warming is the most prominent form of mass hysteria raging across the world today.

My nephew's always crying. I'm like, 'Dude, why are you crying? Your life is great. All you do is eat apple sauce and take dumps. That's your day.

Walk while ye have the light, lest darkness come upon you.

You must never be afraid in New York City, because then you will call bad stuff to you and you will not like it there.

The most convincing argument against early parenthood is that you are in a relationship that is likely to fall apart before that child grows up.

I don't know how people can fake whole relationships... I can't even fake a hello to somebody I don't like