Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

We are no longer the knights who say Ni! We are now the knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing!

I fart in your general direction.

When danger reared its ugly head, He bravely turned his tail and fled.

If you aren't constantly focused on your goals, you can easily waste all of the time, energy and money you invest in pursuing them.

Life is the song you dance to when reality sings.

... Of his sins [Heavenly Father] does not want [man] to think [on them] too much: once they are repented, the sooner the man turns his attention outward, the better [Heavenly Father] is pleased.

I did climb about 80 buildings around the world and I climbed even the five tallest.

I believe deeply in therapy. There's no one in the world who wouldn't benefit from it.

If we want to be loved, we are looking for a support system. If we want to love, we are looking for spiritual growth.

The mere possession of a gun is, in itself, an urge to kill, not only by design, but by accident, by madness, by fright, by bravado.

Never say never - I certainly have those dreams, and I hope that it happens at some point,I hope I get to see those stage lights.

The angels would become incarnate if they could, so that they might come to earth to imitate the example and virtues of the Son of God!

Men use thought only to justify their wrong doings, and employ speech only to conceal their thoughts.