Uptown living, you've got to call 911. Where I am, I am 911.

Crawfish have ding dongs and vaginas.

Women with whiskers... its a bummer.

If you can find a nice pretty country girl that can cook and carries her bible, now there's a woman.

I want my grandkids to grow up in the great outdoors. The last thing I want is for them to grow up to be nerds.

I will not give or back off from my path.

My mission today is to go forth and tell people about why I follow Christ and also what the bible teaches, and part of that teaching is that women and men are meant to be together.

Whether you're talking about bees, dogs, or women, pain can come upon you quickly from either one of em.

Our founding fathers started this country and built it on God and His Word, and this country sure would be a better place to live and raise our children if we still followed their ideals and beliefs.

I guess the GOP may be more desperate than I thought to call somebody like me.

I never, with my eyes, saw the mistreatment of any black person.

Sometimes everything passes fast before you while you are sitting and sometimes everything sits while you are passing fast before them! In both cases you feel lonely!

You can’t hang out with negative people and live a positive life. Run from them!

The devil loves 'curing' a small fault by giving you a great one.

I'll see you later, he says, and as he does, he runs his finger briefly over my wrist. It passes over me like air, and makes me shiver like a kiss.

Memory says, 'I did that.' Pride replies, 'I could not have done that.' Eventually, memory yields.

As an author, I get paid to break my own heart on a regular basis.

All life stinks and you must embrace that with compassion.

I know my voice is very distinctive because in a room of 100 people, my voice is always picked out.

I've never had a manager, and I've had various agents, and, fortunately or unfortunately, I've been blessed.

The greatest leverage for healing is found at the subtlest levels of function.