Two people could build an outhouse in four hours. They're not complicated.

Money isn't everything. I've got money and I've got everything, and they're not the same.

If things were half as bad as some people persist in believing, I'd have retired with a bottle of Scotch and a pistol a long time ago.

If only 50 or more people were doing for the country what I have been doing, there would not be a pay freeze or a balance of payments problem.

Money you haven't earned is not good for you.

You are as safe with me as you would be in the Bank of England.

The thing I would most like to see invented is a way of teaching children and grown-ups the difference between right and wrong.

I keep on repeating, I'll say it for the last time-I'm not on some ego trip.

The dream was always running ahead of me. To catch up, to live for a moment in unison, was the miracle.

Writers seek to create order out of the chaos of everyday life, and to extract meaning from both the tragic and the mundane

Pray that your children will develop a heart that seeks after God.

To win the hearts of beautiful creatures, your stories must always be told with a joyful face, full of sweetness and love, seen at a distance with kindness.

Weekends are sacred for me. They're the perfect time to relax and spend time with family and friends.

I don't just try to be funny.

The source of my difficulties has always been the same: an inability to accept what to others seems natural, and an irresistible tendency to voice opinions no one wants to hear . . .

Because most writers have totally unrealistic concepts of how publishing works.

Today's smart marketers don't sell products; they sell benefit packages. They don't sell purchase value only; they sell use value.

They had seen Zarek take out a pair of Daimons. Great. Just great. He closed his eyes and cursed. This night was starting to rate right up there with abscessed teeth.’ (Talon)