Trying to keep up with current slang sucks.

I turn over a new leaf every day. But the blots show through.

Lying in bed, I abandoned the facts again and was back in Ambrosia.

A consultation process is what some authority sets in motion preparatory to doing what it intended all along.

Ninety-five percent of all statistics, including this one, are bogus.

I cannot bring myself to vote for a woman who has been voice-trained to speak to me as though my dog has just died.

Never look to politicians to solve your problems, they will only create new ones.

The 50s face was angry, the 60s face was well-fed, the 70s face was foxy. Perhaps it was the right expression: there was a lot to be wary about.

Should not the Society of Indexers be known as Indexers, Society of, The?

The longer an event is anticipated-a milestone birthday, an eclipse, a new millennium-the more likely it is to be an anti-climax.

Is it God? Did God set up the dominoes and wait for some human to flick the first one? Or is it the opposite way around? Did humans set them up so God could do the flicking?

You can create opportunity out of importunity.You can create prosperity out of adversity.U can create something out of nothing

The beauty that addresses itself to the eyes is only the spell of the moment the eye of the body is not always that of the soul.

When I tell people I'm a comedian they say, 'Oh, are you funny?' I say, 'No, it's not that kind of comedy.'

Football, in its purest form, remains a physical fight. As in any fight, if you don't want to fight, it's impossible to win.

Life is simply better when we are with others, and worse when we are isolated. God designed us to be connected, and life breaks down when we are not.

It would cost Americans their jobs when they have to compete with millions of more [immigrants] for scarce jobs.

While she is lovely, we need to remember that her face is not what distinguishes her. Her beauty is a reflection of the virtue and talent she keeps inside.

Every generation has to ask difficult questions about what does it mean to follow Jesus.

I thought of the soul as resembling a castle, formed of a single diamond or a very transparent crystal, and containing many rooms, just as in Heaven there are many mansions.