Ninety-five percent of all statistics, including this one, are bogus.

I turn over a new leaf every day. But the blots show through.

Lying in bed, I abandoned the facts again and was back in Ambrosia.

A consultation process is what some authority sets in motion preparatory to doing what it intended all along.

I cannot bring myself to vote for a woman who has been voice-trained to speak to me as though my dog has just died.

Never look to politicians to solve your problems, they will only create new ones.

The 50s face was angry, the 60s face was well-fed, the 70s face was foxy. Perhaps it was the right expression: there was a lot to be wary about.

Trying to keep up with current slang sucks.

Should not the Society of Indexers be known as Indexers, Society of, The?

The longer an event is anticipated-a milestone birthday, an eclipse, a new millennium-the more likely it is to be an anti-climax.

All colours are arbitrary.

I always felt that if we ever encountered an alien species, they wouldn't look like us or even be humanoid, like 'E.T.'

America's relationship with Haiti has always been very complicated. I often say to people, "Before we came to America, America came to us in the form of the American occupation from 1915 to 1934."

Michael Jackson asked me to sign a Playboy. I was more than happy to.

Stillness overcomes heat.

A wacky, trendy outfit on a guy over 40 indicates he's got big issues.

Once conform, once do what others do because they do it, and a kind of lethargy steals over all the finer senses of the soul.

If I'm not working, I don't know what to do.

I used to work a lot on food issues and every time somebody predicted that production would be inadequate they got egg on their face a year or two later.