Truth is in the guidance of the Coven. Is it a curse or a blessing?

Magnus, you were trying to flirt with your own plate." "I'm a very open-minded sort of fellow!

I've got an air mattress for a bed...really living the high life.

For the time it lasted, it was really fun. It was as exciting as we can put it out to be, but after that, it was reality. We lost, and here I am.

No politician is ever benefited by saving money; it is spending it that makes him.

I'M NOT SHORT!!!!! ~Edward Elric

I have no private life, as I am constantly under police surveillance.

His blood is black and boiling hot, he gurgles ghastly groans. He'll cook you in his dinner pot, your skin, your flesh, your bones.

If you watch the arcs of so many comedians, at some point, they just become themselves.

If you want to get on in life get off your arse because it ain't going to come to you. And if it does come to you and you're not off your arse then you ain't going to keep it very long.