Trustworthy friends are very hard to come by, and when they do, be sure to keep them without a single hesitation.

Why does everyone see me as a sink when I am an ocean?

It all came apart once you started caring for something outside yourself.

The great thing about having a bunch of kids is that they just remind you that you're the person who takes them to go poop. That's who you are!

I hope to God I don't win an Oscar tomorrow night. It would really depress me if I did. I really don't deserve it. It wasn't that important a part anyhow.

You couldn't forget Pablo Picasso, Henri Matisse and Joan Miro either. And it had to be, you know, at least as good or better.

Eroticism cannot be entirely revealed without poetry.

But let a man know that there are things to be known, of which he is ignorant, and it is so much carved out of his domain of universal knowledge.

I'm sorry my existence is not very noble or sublime.

I brag on the Democratic Party. We're libertarian on social issues, it's live and let live. Fiscally, we're conservative and responsible, and were environmentally conscious.

It is so expensive to take care of my hair and keep it looking like I was born with it, when my real hair is the color of rat fur.