Trust me, there are things in this mountain that will make your jaw bounce off the floor.

Torque was the greatest thing in the world, as far as Lina was concerned.

Whatever you do, don’t make it worse by trying to come up with some flimsy excuse for why you were in the ventilation shaft, Lina told herself.

Normally, she would never wish a head injury on anyone, but it might make her days in Archival Studies a bit easier.

His lips brush my ear as his voice causes my body to come to attention. “If the night never ends, then there’s never a new day … and with a new day comes renewed hope, light.

We have two eyes... two hands... two legs... but we can focus on one!??!?Naah, lie double and triple... I can focus on 2 and do 3...

This circus that's advertised to show and furnish a little amusement for us heathens is owned by a woman, one whose pluck catches my sympathy every time.

The ayatollah in Iran says he believes that he got the letter, but he thinks he accidentally threw it out with his Crate & Barrel catalog.

I will defend anyone as long as the client gives me total control of the case and pays up front.

If you do not love yourself to the depth of totality, you will never love love as a reality.

The simplest way to do something cool is the cross-turn. Like in the '80s - Michael Jackson did it. You jump and cross your legs together at the same time, and then spin out of it. That's it.

What war has always been is a puberty ceremony.

It seems like the right thing to do is tackle problems other people aren't working on.

I don't think they [contemporary writers] read me either. I mean, if we're concerned genuinely with writing, I think we probably get on with our work.