Toys are made in heaven, batteries are made in hell.

Reality whistles a different tune underwater.

We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love.

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business.

Religion is not merely the opium of the masses, it's the cyanide.

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak.

The beet is the most intense of vegetables

Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature.

It is better to be small, colorful, sexy, careless, and peaceful.

To achieve the impossible; it is precisely the unthinkable that must be thought.

We're our own dragons as well as our own heroes, and we have to rescue ourselves from ourselves.

That was how evil magnified itself: it took root in the young and grew along with them.

Absence of occupation is not rest A mind quite vacant is a mind distress'd.

The rich diversity of the world's cultures reflects a corresponding diversity in the wilds that gave them birth.

Unless you are able to influence the way others think and act, your chances for success are limited.

The Senate has sent President Obama a spending bill that gives the government enough money to keep going for two weeks. Our Congress has the financial planning skills of a college sophomore.

If you boss you think you can your instructor around, you won't learn.

Big goals get big results. No goals gets no results or somebody else's results.

His eyes, I’d long since discovered, could be as eloquent and expressive as his pen. The messages they sent me now hardly seemed decent for a public setting.

I quite often feel that my greatest task as a father is to raise children who love what is good, true, and beautiful, and who are therefore aliens in this popular culture.

You have not known even a fragment of My reality. The full nature of this reality can never be understood by anyone.