Tomorrow it'll all be over, then I'll have to go back to selling pens again.

I think everybody's weird. We should all celebrate our individuality and not be embarrassed or ashamed of it.

if you love two people at the same time, choose the second. Because if you really loved the first one, you wouldn't have fallen for the second.

The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.

Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate

We don't always cry because we are weak, sometimes we cry because we have been strong, brave and courageous for way too long.

I'm having too much fun today to worry about tomorrow.

People cry, not because they're weak. It's because they've been strong for too long.

When kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit.

If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them.

I was ecstatic they re-named 'French Fries' as 'Freedom Fries'. Grown men and women in positions of power in the U.S. government showing themselves as idiots.

You need focus and concentration to be effective in life

God is greatest physician.

In the industry, trying out new genres is not always encouraged but what I've discovered is that as a writer, a jaunt outside my comfort zone generally brings new skills to the main body of my work.

The rate of delay is in direct proportion to the urgency of arrival.

The brain is not, and cannot be, the sole or complete organ of thought and feeling.

Fortunes are built during the down market and collected in the up market.

He whose pride oppresses the humble may perhaps be humbled, but will never be humble.

Ignorance and confidence are constant companions

While the question of who killed President Kennedy is important, the question 'what killed him' is more important.

World War II proves there's no God.