To get a job where the only thing you have to do in your career is to make people laugh-well, its the best job in the world.

The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on.

The marvelous thing about a joke with a double meaning is that it can only mean one thing.

It's better to make people laugh than cry.

I suppose I would like to be remembered as one of the funniest men that people have seen on television.

If I was as rich as Rockefeller I'd be richer than Rockefeller, because I'd do a bit of window cleaning on the side.

He did not consider public opinion to be accurate at long range.

Vision is a mental picture of what could be, fueled by a passion that it should be.

I think people often confuse success with fame and stardom.

I like anything Jennifer Lawrence is in. She's so beautiful.

Empathy probably started out as a mechanism to improve maternal care. Mammalian mothers who were attentive to their young's needs were more likely to rear successful offspring.

The real test of nonviolence lies in its being brought in contact with those who have contempt for it.

You find yourself in the world, without any power, immovable as a rock, stupid, so to speak, as a log of wood.

The uniformity and obedience of the media, which any dictator would admire...

Always set goals, and work as hard as you can. You'll be amazed at what you can do.

Nothing in life is trivial. Life is whole wherever and whenever we touch it, and one moment or event is not less sacred than another.