To be looked upon as a fool by an idiot is a true connoisseur's delight.

One of the most obvious results of having a baby around the house is to turn two good people into complete idiots who probably wouldn't have been much worse than mere imbeciles without it.

Wasting one's youth is better than doing nothing at all with it.

It is very hard to be in love with someone who no longer loves you, but it is far worse to be loved by someone with whom you are no longer in love.

A woman never sees what we do for her, she only sees what we don't do.

It is obviously quite difficult to be no longer loved when we are still in love, but it is incomparably more painful to be loved when we ourselves no longer love.

If we had to tolerate in others all that we permit in ourselves, life would become completely unbearable.

If it was necessary to tolerate in other people everything that one permits oneself, life would be unbearable.

Most men find it difficult to remain true to a single woman, but relatively easy to be true to three or four at the same time.

Women are better than they are reputed to be: they don't mock the tears men shed unless they themselves are responsible for them.

One of the most visible effects of a child's presence in the household is to turn the worthy parents into complete idiots when, without him, they would perhaps have remained mere imbeciles.

The reverence of God is grace to act right.

The moral of the tale is, don't live for the approval of others. The real you is here to find out the secret of life, not t satisfy someone else's opinion.

I'm lost, but I'm hopeful.

It's nice to live in a country that has its priorities straight: the library's open three hours a week, and the House of Fist is 24/7.

If I become president, I couldn't care less about my company.

I might repeat to myself . . . a list of quotations from minds profound - if I can remember any of the damn things.

Writing a book is a horrible, exhausting struggle, like a long bout of some painful illness.

No effort is required to define or even attain happiness, but enormous concentration is needed to abandon everything else.

God made yeast, as well as dough, and loves fermentation just as dearly as he loves vegetation.

I wonder now how tough you have to be to get big things done.