Time flies when you're having fun, and I've been having fun for the last thirty years. Reflecting on the upcoming 30th anniversary of Apollo 11.

If you can’t be good, be colorful.

The flight was extremely normal . . . for the first 36 seconds then after that got very interesting.

I think we need to do a little more all-weather testing.

I think the Space Shuttle is worth one billion dollars a launch. I think that it is worth two billion dollars for what it does. I think the Shuttle is worth it for the work it does.

I fully expect that NASA will send me back to the moon as they treated Sen. Glenn, and if they don't do otherwise, why, then I'll have to do it myself.

My position as a follower of God is not to show you how close I am to God—my job is to show you how close you are to God […]. (Simon)

People ask what I am really trying to do with humor. The answer is, "I'm getting even

I would describe myself as a filmmaker, period.

We've begun preparing to repeal and replace Obamacare.

I'm not going to get into the ring with Tolstoy.

For men are not equal: thus speaks justice.

Markets can remain irrational longer than you can remain solvent.

To some degree we all find life difficult, perplexing, and oppressive. Even when it goes well, as it may for a time, we worry that it probably won't keep on that way.

The autodecrement is not magical.

I have this propensity to just come out and say things. That's how I am in real life.

The hardware and the software used in the Breakthrough project will be compatible with other telescopes around the world, so they too can search for intelligent life.