Through the blackest night, morning gently tiptoes, feeling its way to dawn.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

Children are our future we must take care of them with maximum effort.

Worship is why we are born and why we are born again.

I'm trying to teach my girlfriend how to surf. But I just end up yelling at her the whole time. Because I don't know how to surf.

The Audio Home Recording Act directly says that noncommercial copying by consumers is lawful.

I know I'm not an anti-Semitic person.

I'd never devote a whole record to heartbreak.

I can honestly say that probably 95% of the things I was afraid of, it turned out I had no reason to be. So drop fear by the wayside. Just... let it go. Then make way for a surprising tomorrow.

I want to let fans know how much I appreciate them and how much I appreciate them showing interest in our music and me personally.

We should invest in people not ideas. A good idea is often destroyed by bad people and good people can always make a bad idea better.

Anger's my meat. I sup upon myself, And so shall starve with feeding.