Though the heart may be cracked wide, pain can still seep in.

And painefull pleasure turnes to pleasing paine.

Life is a short affair; We should try to make it smooth, and free from strife.

They have miscalculated me as a leader.

I think of Alan Thicke as Perry Como without the excitement.

Colonialism deprives you of your self-esteem and to get it back you have to fight to redress the balance.

Doom 2 is just such a bigger, badder, better version of Doom

Researchers have found that identical twins who have been separated for long periods of time actually invest in a similar manner. Biology really does affect how we spend money.

I think I must have a super-fast metabolism.

I want her to be smart and kind... and I want you to fall in love with her, because you shouldn't spend the rest of your life alone.

What did the carrot say to the wheat? Lettuce rest, I'm feeling beet.