Third world nations are producing too many children too fast...it is time to ignore the controversy over family planning and cut out-of-control population growth.

Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows, everything that's wonderful, Is sure to come your way

A zebra does not change its spots.

Our form of democracy is bribery, on the highest scale.

We know that he has stored secret supplies of biological and chemical weapons throughout his country.

There's a lot to be said for being nouveau riche, and the Reagans mean to say it all.

The unfed mind devours itself.

We are the United States of Amnesia, we learn nothing because we remember nothing.

Democracy is supposed to give you the feeling of choice, like Painkiller X and Painkiller Y. But they're both just aspirin.

Write something, even if it's just a suicide note.

When people meet me I think they're surprised to find out I'm not always angst-ridden.

Music is an agreeable harmony for the honor of God and the permissible delights of the soul.

Everything I write is sinful, full of lies, especially the big one, the one you go to hell for: pretending not to be a fool.

A free state is a corporate state.

Who are your heroes?" asked Jo."Grandfather and Napoleon.

The best brought-up children are those who have seen their parents as they are. Hypocrisy is not the parents' first duty.

Happiness is the relief after extreme tension

Reason, too late perhaps, may convince you of the folly of misspending time.

With all the lines I have to learn for TV scripts, I don't think I have any problems with forgetfulness - that's brain exercise enough for me.

The Queen Mary was the most civilized and luxurious way one could travel to America in the late 1930s.

I disbelieve all holy men and holy books.