Things are seldom what they seem.

Against a dark sky, all flowers look like fireworks.

God is like the sun; you cannot look at it, but without it you cannot look at anything else.

Tolerance is the virtue of people who do not believe in anything.

Christianity has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and not tried.

I don't need a church to tell me I'm wrong where I already know I'm wrong; I need a Church to tell me I'm wrong where I think I'm right

The more I considered Christianity, the more I found that while it had established a rule and order, the chief aim of that order was to give room for good things to run wild.

A really great person is the person who makes every person feel great.

When we were children we were grateful to those who filled our stockings at Christmas time. Why are we not grateful to God for filling our stockings with legs?

A true soul mate is a mirror, the person who shows you everything that is holding you back, the person who brings you to your own attention so you can change your life.

It is terrible to contemplate how few politicians are hanged.

My get-up-and-go often leaves without me.

Success is a matter of choice, not chance ~ Deepak Mehra

They abandon the Ambrosial Nectar and turn to poison, they earn poison, and poison is their only wealth.

To his mind, free will was a privilege, not a right.

Dogs are more of a responsibility than kids - you can send a kid off to their grandparents or a nanny, but with a dog you can't do that.

It's always useful to be in big movies for one's career.

My success comes in making fun of whatever you're doing. That's my way.

It’s just unconscionable that America has become so stupid.

Old Professors never die, they just lose their faculties.

Ambition is no cure for love!