Things are never so bad they can't be made worse.

The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.

I gave up drinking once -- it was the worst afternoon of my entire life.

(On Bette Davis) Even when I was carrying a gun, she scared the be-jesus out of me.

Ain’t nothing a man can’t do if he believes in himself.

What's at the end of a million dollars? Zero, zero, zero... nothing. A circle with a hole in it.

Rick: Here's looking at you, kid.

Such a lot of guns around town and so few brains!

A hot dog at the game beats roast beef at the Ritz.

All you owe the public is a good performance.

The only reason to make a million dollars in this business is to tell some fat producer to go to hell.

Who wants to go down the creepy tunnel inside the tomb first?

and we laugh and laugh andall I know isat this moment I feel likeI can do anything I wantand be anyone I wantand go anywhere on the globeand still call it home

I set the coffee aside and got a cup of water instead. I could never see why people drank that stuff. It tasted like soil boiled in mud, wit a topping of dirt.

I'm a businesswoman who's serious about her money. I want an empire.

My head translates emotions into song. Songwriting is cathartic for me.

Curiously, the United States is full of writers who have one big work in their life and that's all.

Fishing is such great fun, I have often felt, that it really ought to be done in bed

The more sensitive you are, the more certain you are to be brutalized, develop scabs, never evolve. Never allow yourself to feel anything, because you always feel to much.

Lipitor is one of the most researched medicines. I'm glad I take Lipitor, as a doctor, and a dad.

We knew our strengths and played up our assets. But we couldn't see what made us unique enough for someone to really love us.