They [ The Simpsons] are just like the Bible to me as far as what the high-water mark of comedy.

I'm a lurker and a creep. Women don't like me because I sleep standing up, like a horse.

I'm insecure, and I need the validation of strangers to feel whole. So, I need every single racist 12-year-old on the Internet to like me, or I don't feel complete.

A hole is a hole has always been my motto.

I think everyone is bi, right? There's no such thing as sexual orientation, or race, or gender. Those are all obsolete man-made concepts.

I will smoke crack before I die. I want to see what all the hubbub is about.

I can't tell if the world is worse now or if we just have more cameras. There are cameras everywhere, so now the world knows how bad the world is.

I think we give human beings too much credit. We're primates, you know.

The president is the country's scapegoat more than the country's leader; the president has as much power as we think the president has. Whoever has the most money is the puppet master.

Do you think we're going to hit a tipping point and the world's going to end?

I'm an Aries. I need everybody to like me.

Better silent than stupid.

We have a powerful potential in out youth, and we must have the courage to change old ideas and practices so that we may direct their power toward good ends.

A good director creates an environment, which gives the actor the encouragement to fly.

There is a tendency of people to try to make you believe only a few people are smart. As a brain surgeon, I know better than that.

It's hard to overestimate the teenage appetite for high drama.

New York is full of crazy people, and I like that.

If you don't know your blood pressure, it's like not knowing the value of your company.

They say if you dream a thing more than once, it's sure to come true, and I've seen him so many times.

How did I end up in films with people like Keira Knightley... all these beautiful leading ladies and me - it's kind of shocking.

Whether we're in retreat or out in the world, we should try to develop the quality of awareness as much as possible.