There were chunks of my life when I was married, and when I was married I never cheated. But I made up for it when I wasn't married. You have to keep your hand in.

Life is too short to be living somebody else's dream.

Living in the moment, thinking about the future, and staying connected to the past: That's what makes me feel whole.

If you let society and your peers define who you are, you're the less for it.

In my wildest dreams, I could not have imagined a sweeter life.

My best pick-up line is "My name is Hugh Hefner."

I'm never going to grow up. Staying young is what it is all about for me.

Several girlfriends are easier to handle than one wife.

I don't have dinner parties - I eat my dinner in bed.

I would like to think that I will be remembered as someone who had some positive impact on the sociosexual values of his time. And I think I'm secure and happy in that.

It's good to be selfish. But not so self-centered that you never listen to other people.

We all know that there is a reward for every labour as well as there is a reward for every game played and won. How committed you are in life determines your reward.

Rachel hadn’t invented the dangers of toxoplasmosis

Maxim 18: If the officers are leading from in front, watch out for an attack from the rear.-The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries

I knew with Snape I was working as a double agent, as it turns out, and a very good one at that.

Every heart without Christ is a mission field; Every heart with Christ is a missionary by vocation.

A true account of the actual is the rarest poetry, for common sense always takes a hasty and superficial view.

I don't like reindeer. They seem like regular deer, only more dangerous.

I try to keep what I say. And I - I'm not deviated from this position at all.

Nothing in music is hard, just unfamiliar.

Sometimes it was so quiet, its frightening. It really prioritizes things.