There’s only truth and not truth. You’re either very good or evil.

I never had the high-paying job or the company car. It took me over a decade to pay off my student loans. I never had to worry about where to dock my yacht to reduce my taxes.

American scientific companies are cross-breeding humans and animals and coming up with mice with fully functioning human brains.

Where in the Constitution is the separation of church and state?

You know what, evolution is a myth. ... Why aren't monkeys still evolving into humans?

The conservative movement was told to curl up in a fetal position and just stay there for the next eight years, thank you very much. Well, how things have changed.

We had the 60s sexual revolution, and now people are dying of AIDS.

Americans want our leaders to defend our values, our culture our legacy of liberty and our way of life, not apologize...

And I'm asking for your support because I want to defend America, as I've said before, from becoming a socialist nation

Psychics put people in spiritual harm, the same way pimps put people in physical harm.

People are created in God's image. Homosexuality is an identity adopted through societal factors. It's an identity disorder.

Love and peace of mind do protect us. They allow us to overcome the problems that life hands us. They teach us to survive... to live now... to have the courage to confront each day.

By plucking her petals, you do not gather the beauty of the flower.

It was kind of sort of the heavens opened up and I realized that Bach, at least, you know - out of all the classical music - needs to be a big part of my life.

I used to say that pot took away from my rent, and now it pays it.

At my age, I don’t need to be a sexy bundle of muscles, thank you very much.

In general in comedy, there are fewer people making a ton of money and a lot more people making a living. For me, the goal is just being able to make exactly the show I wanted to make.

In my opinion, we've elected a Marxist [Barack Obama] to be president of the United States.

I know this for sure, that doing good actually makes you better.

We get divorce, we get conned, someone we love dies, or we can't find anybody to love us or somebody breaks our heart and we realize this fairy tale ain't fair. So we suffer.

The only cure for loss of illusions is fresh illusions, more illusions, and always illusions.