There's one golden rule to keep before you: laugh about everything and don't bother yourself about the others!

Dead people receive more flowers than the living ones because the regret is stronger than gratitude.

What a wonderful thought it is that some of the best days of our lives haven't even happened yet.

Human greatness does not lie in wealth or power, but in character and goodness. People are just people, and all people have faults and shortcomings, but all of us are born with a basic goodness.

No one has ever become poor by giving.

Whoever is happy will make others happy.

Think of all the beauty still left around you and be happy.

Our lives are fashioned by our choices. First we make our choices. Then our choices make us.

You can always give something, even if it is only kindness.

Human greatness does not lie in wealth or power, but in character and goodness.

Everyone has inside of him a piece of good news. The good news is that you don't know how great you can be! How much you can love! What you can accomplish! And what your potential is!

Power and moneyLike Pooh Bear and honeyStick fast.

In order to exist just once in the world, it is necessary never again to exist.

But when I start to kiss someone - lust is the easiest emotion to generate.

Everything I do on stage, I made up in saloons. I started doing it in front of people, and that became my performance. I never had writers.

When you have a couple hundred people in one huge space, that's gonna lead to jokes and it's a breeding ground for practical jokes and teasing.

With TV, you just have to finish the days and get the episodes out. And it's always going to be an impossible schedule. That's the funny thing with TV that not a lot of people realize.

Power either goes up or down. Your thoughts are the harness of power. It is necessary to think positive thoughts, not just wait for them to occur, but to introduce them.

To an outsider, I just seem like a list of accomplishments. To me, all there is is how often I fail.

Why is America the last best hope of Earth? What if it's Liechtenstein? Or, worse, Canada?

Don't hunt what you can't kill