There's information about everything from poetry to pills, from picture frames to pyramids, and from pudding to psychology--and that's just in the P aisle, which we're walking down right now.

Anyone who gives you a cinnamon roll fresh out of the oven is a friend for life.

Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree on what they are made of, where they come from, or how often they should appear.

Temper tantrums, however fun they may be to throw, rarely solve whatever problem is causing them.

I didn't realize this was a sad occasion.

They didn't understand it, but like so many unfortunate events in life, just because you don't understand it doesn't mean it isn't so.

Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby - awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.

Chestnuts in stuffing tastes like someone chewed up a tree branch and then French-kissed it into your mouth.

The thing with your heart's desire is that your heart doesn't even know what it desires until it turns up.

Accidents happen all the time.

Morning is an important time of day, because how you spend your morning can often tell you what kind of day you are going to have.

That's friendship, each playing the potter to see what shapes we can make of the other.

Inner Knowledge -- You want to become wise in one lesson: First become a real human being.

Perspective [is] a luxury when your head [is] constantly buzzing with a swarm of demons.

A jump shot can get you a shoe deal, a big house, a supermodel, fancy cars, a bunch of yes men, a Swiss bank account. But none of these things can get you a jump shot

Oblivion is the rule and fame the exception, of humanity.

When people hear the word “beautiful”, they expect something to be pretty. And for me that's not always necessarily the case, y'know.

Genius does not care much for a set of explicit regulations, but that does not mean that genius is lawless.

If you cannot live alone, you were born a slave.

What if someone comes?" I half-heartedly protest. "No one's coming here but you.

And when her eyes met mine, I felt something click, like a key turning in a lock.