There's a terrible danger in voting for the lesser of two evils because the parties can set it up that way.

The downward spiral of Dumbness in America is about to hit a new low.

Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

I learned a long time ago that reality was much weirder than anyone's imagination.

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that claim a God and the only thing that behaves like it hasn't got one.

Sleep late, have fun, get wild, drink whisky and drive fast on empty streets with nothing in mind but falling in love and not getting arrested.

America... just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable.

So we shall let the reader answer this question for himself: who is the happier man, he who has braved the storm of life and lived or he who has stayed securely on shore and merely existed?

Anything that gets your blood racing is probably worth doing.

Hope rises and dreams flicker and die. Love plans for tomorrow and loneliness thinks of yesterday. Life is beautiful and living is pain.

Most beauty lies in the LIES of the beholder!

Addiction is to the habits of mind that technology allows us to practice.

I tried to make sense of things. Now that I think about it, I have always tried. It could be my epitaph. LEO GURSKY: HE TRIED TO MAKE SENSE.

You only find complete unanimity in a cemetary.

It is high time for me to depart, for at my age I now begin to see things as they really are.

Everyone is doing their job within a system. Even the revolutionaries are in a system.

A successful swindler has to be a great salesman even more than a great actor.

Obedience to truth known, is the king's highway to that which is still beyond us.

In order to find balance, I feel very strongly about two things in particular in terms of routine. Work out, and eat well.

There's always a rainbow at the end of every rain.