There is someone I accept even though I do not approve of all he does...and that someone is me

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

Great things in business are never done by one person, They are done by a team of people

Be creative, be innovative, consume what everyone consumes and make it fresh!

That enfabled rock that ship of life that swarming million-footed tower-masted sky-soaring citadel that bears the magic name of the Island of Manhattan.

How I like to be liked, and what I do to be liked!

Children's lies are signs of great talent.

I wrote my first short story for a competition and won second prize. Another competition came up and I won first prize. The first story was published in a newspaper. The second went out on radio.

How do you know that the incessant progress of science will not compel scientists to consider that life has existed during eternity, and not matter?

Master books, but do not let them master you. - Read to live, not live to read.

I always thought a very strong anti-drug policy was a good thing for my union members.

If the sun warms up the rain, and the rain puts out the sun. Why does the greatest love become the greatest pain?