There is nothing that exists that has only one side. Even a piece of paper, thin as it is, has two sides.

If the road is easy, you're likely going the wrong way.

The Wizard's First Rule: People are stupid; given proper motivation almost anyone will believe almost anything.

Knowledge is a weapon. I intend to be formidably armed.

We reap a reward merely in the act of helping others. We never know how, or if, that reward will come back to us. Helping is the reward; none other is needed nor better.

Once you place that crown of liar on your head, you can take it off again, but it leaves a stain for all time.

Charity, if you have the means, is a personal choice, but charity which is expected or compelled is simply a polite word for slavery.

Knowing when to fight is just as important as knowing how.

When the whole world is crazy, it doesn't pay to be sane.

Fate occasionally touches us all in ways we don't always understand.

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds.

Is it possible that even happy moments of pleasure never stand up to a rigorous examination? Possible.

Every day is a blank canvas to use our free will to create something beautiful for our Creator.

Reason is our soul's left hand Faith her right. By this we reach divinity.

The movies are an eruption of trash that has lamed the American mind and retarded Americans from becoming cultured people.

I'm a big fan of the Mars Bar Diet. You don't eat the Mars bar, you stick it up your arse and let a rottweiler chase you home.

I was never a wet-eyed, passionate writer; I was always a policeman.

It is slavery to live in the mind unless it has become part of the body

Only in America could you get away with the kind of comedy I did.

There are only four people who knew what the Beatles were about anyway.

I known I'm only a child, yet I know we're all in the this together and should act as one single world towards one single goal