There is nothing in this world you cannot accomplish if you are willing to forfeit your deposit.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

Your VISION and your self-willingness is the MOST powerful elements to conquer your goal

We are candles, I remember thinking, and the wind is rising.

The best things in life are yours, if you can appreciate yourself.

You can't kill ideas. But you can sure shoot the people who hold them

The greatest poem is not that which is most skillfully constructed, but that in which there is the most poetry.

We need to move from comparative advantage to perpetual advantage.

I am made of earth, and my song made of words.

I don't talk about my personal life, and I don't talk about death.

It's the best thing ever - I love being a mom. This is my only child. My career was a priority earlier in my life, but now my son is definitely the priority.

It is inconceivable that anyone could say we have tried to hide anything