There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.

World-view is a product of life-view, not vice versa.

Superstition has its practical uses.

Rock n' roll is the most disgusting form of expression, it's brutal, malefic, a pestilential aphrodisiac, the preferred music of the delinquents of the earth.

As a comedian, as an entertainer, there's a lot of downtime. Once you can accept that comedy is a marathon, not a sprint, it gets a little easier.

Our plate is full. We have a lot to do building our company organically and that is our key focus.

Water is more precious than oil. Both are more precious than music. Music won't heat a house or help a plant to grow.

Liberty is the breath of progress.

I have a phenomenal memory. I remember every single thing that anybody said to me, ever did to me, who was nice to me and who was not nice to me.

I advise writing to oneself. If you don't want to read it, nobody else is going to read it.

I like to go for cinches. I like to shoot fish in a barrel. But I like to do it after the water has run out.