There is absolutely nothing that can be taken for granted in this world.

The function of law and theology are the same: to keep the poor from taking back by violence what the rich have stolen by cunning.

The fear of death is the beginning of slavery.

You should view the world as a conspiracy run by a very closely-knit group of nearly omnipotent people, and you should think of those people as yourself and your friends.

You are precisely as big as what you love and precisely as small as what you allow to annoy you.

In conlusion, there is no conclusion. Things will go on as they always have, getting weirder all the time.

The rapists of the intellectual world become politicians; the seducers become artists.

Philadelphia merely seems dull because it's next to exciting Camden, New Jersey.

Of course I'm crazy, but that doesn't mean I'm wrong.

History, sociology, economics, psychology et al. confirmed Joyce's view of Everyman as victim.

My own opinion is that belief is the death of intelligence. As soon as one believes a doctrine of any sort, or assumes certitude, one stops thinking about that aspect of existence.

Oh no. Don't smile. You'll kill me. I stop breathing when you smile.

What is a strong woman? One whose very embrace can weaken the knees and soften the heart of the one she embraces, not by force, but by love which is the strongest force of all.

It's good netiquette to get to know someone in social media before giving out your phone number. NetworkEtiquette.net

Sometimes tomorrow never comes and you’re only left with the memories of yesterdays.

I like playing dress-up, and I love pretty jewels, but for me, being a movie star would be a very dangerous place.

Technology is like a fish. The longer it stays on the shelf, the less desirable it becomes.

I'd give a year of my life if I could hit a homerun on opening day of this great new park.

Fragrance is an incredibly intimate thing. It can evoke very specific thoughts or memories and is a little different for each person who wears it. I also think it's the most accessible luxury.

It's not what we say is a priority, but what we actually DO that's a priority.

America is still an eagle, and she's ready to soar again.