There aren't many things that are universally cool, and it's cool not to litter. I'd never do it.

Man who invented the hamburger was smart; man who invented the cheeseburger was a genius.

Man shall not live by bread alone.

I know who I am. And after all these years, there's a victory in that.

The unsaid rule for living in a trailer park is: 'If the door's shut, don't come a-knockin.' But if it's open and you're walkin' by, feel free to say, 'Hello.'

It's a scientific fact that gratitude reciprocates.

The older you get, the more rules they’re gonna try to get you to follow. You just gotta keep livin’ man, l-i-v-i-n’

Give thanks. Appreciate what you DO have ... the more we give thanks, the more we receive to be thankful for. Gratitude is the gift that always gives back.

Life is not fair, it never was and it is now and it won't ever be. Do not fall into the trap. The entitlement trap, of feeling like you're a victim. You are not.

Sure, I can get a little bit jealous. The good part about jealousy is that it comes from passion. It's also the dangerous part and it's an ugly emotion that hurts.

There's a difference in thinking you are a champion and knowing that you are.

You can never grow when you don’t place value on time

When the heart is heavy, the hands crave work

I think the scariest person in the world is the person with no sense of humor.

Cervantes is the most important Spanish writer. But he is not the most representative of the Spanish. His irony, his sense of humor - they are too subtle to seem Spanish.

The toddler craves independence, but he fears desertion.

I would just listen to records and learn what I could, then just roll it over and over and over.

There's only one thing for Chicago to do, and that's to move to a better neighborhood.

A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness, and just stupid enough to admire it.

He's most likely robbing the bank as a paycheck on the world for winning the ugliness prize at his local fete three years running.

Start taking bad decisions and it will take you to a place where others only dream of being.