There are two political truisms: Old people vote and Republicans eat their young.

A hanging, though, was something different. I got to thinking. We hadn’t never been to nothing just to have a good time. A hanging was special and we was all getting to go.

I want a tattoo over my heart that reads TRY HARDER YOU LAZY PARAMEDIC SHITBAG OR I WILL HAUNT YOUR BEDROOM FOREVER

The man I meet with is not often so instructive as the silence he breaks.

Creative people are like a wet towel You wring them out and pick up another one.

Now you [Hillary Clinton] want to approve Trans-Pacific Partnership. You were totally in favor of it. Then you heard what I was saying, how bad it is, and you said, I can't win that debate.

I used to love going into local hardware stores, to look at little things they made locally. Nowadays it's harder, though you can still do it in Vietnam.

Russia has now become a nation fueled by petro-dollars that is basically a KGB apparatchik-run government.

To go abroad has something of the same sense that death brings. I am no longer of ye-what ye say of me is now of no consequence.

I really would like to work with kids if I was not a model.

You cannot be a Big person with a Small heart

If you start with a bang, you won't end with a whimper.