There are tons of stories out there. I read a lot of scripts on a weekly basis. I'm looking for stories to tell and stories that I hope will be interesting to an audience.

You know me. It's my duty to please that booty.

Just 'cause you pour syrup on something doesnt make it pancakes

I never had one beer. If I bought a six-pack of beer, I kept drinking till all six beers were gone. You have to have that kind of understanding about yourself. I haven't had a drink now in 12 years.

If you do not have courage, you may not have the opportunity to use any of your other virtues.

You ain't got but one life. You ought to live it the way you want.

We've come a long way in our thinking, but also in our moral decay. I can't imagine Dr. King watching the 'Real Housewives' or 'Jersey Shore.'

I grew up in the South with guns everywhere and we never shot anyone. This [shooting] is about people who aren't taught the value of life.

If you have an opportunity to use your voice you should use it.

Anyone who tells you money can't buy happiness never had any.

The best advice that was given to me was that I had to be 10 times smarter, braver and more polite to be equal. So I did.

Easy reading is damn hard writing.

Indifference and neglect often do much more damage than outright dislike.

Strong women, that's who I really respect.

His resolve is not to seem the bravest, but to be.

you don't always have to hold your head higher than your heart

It is my impression that 'pain-killing' drugs improve the patient's mood rather than take away the pain.

Anthropology is the science which tells us that people are the same the whole world over-except when they are different.

You can't change the world without a certain amount of healthy willingness to break the rules.

Maybe there is no one perfect person and anyone you end up with will eventually make you think there’s someone better out there.

You cannot lose games in the NFL, and still win