There are really only three things to learn in skiing: how to put on your skis, how to slide downhill, and how to walk along the hospital corridor.

Happy is the man with a wife to tell him what to do and a secretary to do it.

All men are born equal, but quite a few eventually get over it.

Cricket - a game which the English, not being a spiritual people, have invented in order to give themselves some conception of eternity.

Men who get on well with women are usually those who know how to get on without them.

One can only organize so much and then leave the rest to fate.

Is it possible to find your future in the past?

Edged tools are dangerous things to handle, and not infrequently do much hurt.

I would not have had anything to eat if it wasn't for the stuff the audience threw at me.

How many more times do we have to come to terms with death before we find safety?

Mr. Speaker, in seeking to return to the United Nations, the Republic of China on Taiwan will once again ask diplomatic allies to present its case before the United Nations this fall.

You have to be careful what you think you know.

This is a very noisy world, so we have to be very clear what we want them to know about us

We are seldom as limited as we think we are.

I love this cornbread so much, I wanna take it behind a middle school and get it pregnant.