There are no secrets on the Internet

To make a simple change of a typeface can instantly transform text which had the appearance and tone of a joyous announcement to suddenly convey that of a somber tragedy.

Contradictions, in any communication, are the first stepping stones of mistrust

When Internet parlance finds its way into our accepted vocabulary, it becomes a cliché.

It's not that we poor men are so powerful to be able to banish the devil. It's that God gives us the power.

You see the dilemma?” Ham asked. “I see an idiot,” Breeze mumbled.

[Retirement] is a dangerous experiment, and generally ends in either drunkenness or hypochrondriacism.

Hearing my songs in public freaks me out a bit. There was one restaurant I really liked in L.A., but I had to stop going there when they started playing my music. It felt kinda awkward.

The perishable nature of love is what gives love its profound importance in our lives. If it were endless, if it were on tap, love wouldn't hit us the way it does.

The secret of praying is praying in secret.

Power-Over leads to punishment and violence. Power-With leads to compassion and understanding, and to learning motivated by reverence for life rather than fear, guilt, shame, or anger.

Do not waste time idling or thinking after you have set your goals

Sit down, close your eyes, and think about dogs for ten minutes. On a very clear, physiological, and neurochemical level, your body is changed by these really positive thoughts.

In my mind, I was always a comedian who was going to branch into writing.