There are more things in Heaven and Earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

Brevity is the soul of wit.

So full of artless jealousy is guilt, It spills itself in fearing to be spilt.

Lord Polonius: What do you read, my lord? Hamlet: Words, words, words. Lord Polonius: What is the matter, my lord? Hamlet: Between who? Lord Polonius: I mean, the matter that you read, my lord.

There's a divinity that shapes our ends, Rough-hew them how we will.

Too much of water hast thou, poor Ophelia, And therefore I forbid my tears.

Sweets to the sweet.

The Play's the Thing, wherein I'll catch the conscience of the King.

A knavish speech sleeps in a fool's ear.

To be honest, as this world goes, is to be one man picked out of ten thousand.

The rest, is silence.

I was almost twelve years old when I decided to kill my parents.

If you can socialize from the privacy of your desk at night in a dark room, you can be a smoother, cooler, funnier, sexy, more everything person than you actually are in real life.

I have long discovered that geologists never read each other's works, and that the only object in writing a book is a proof of earnestness.

From a poor man, poor in Time, I was suddenly lifted up into a vast revenue; I could see no end of my possessions; I wanted some steward, or judicious bailiff, to manage my estates in Time for me.

I listen to a wide variety of music of all genres, but sometimes you just need a cheesy pop song.

My lawnmower can't change in the way that my son can or that I can.

Because you never know where life is gonna take you, And you can't change where you've been, But today, I have the opportunity to choose.

Yeah 'ear 'ear," said George, with half a glance at Fred, the corner of whose mouth twitched.

I don't think I'm cut out for a job where you have to look professionally tidy. I prefer working in my pajamas and taking showers after lunch.

Be silent when you are criticised so that you can hear the critiques well!