Their mothers had finally caught up to them and been proven right. There were consequences after all but they were the consequences to things you didn't even know you'd done.

But nothing is more opaque than absolute transparency.

I hope that people will finally come to realize that there is only one 'race' - the human race - and that we are all members of it.

Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.

Canada was built on dead beavers.

A divorce is like an amputation: you survive it, but there's less of you.

We still think of a powerful man as a born leader and a powerful woman as an anomaly.

You can only be jealous of someone who has something you think you ought to have yourself.

Nature is to zoos as God is to churches.

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia.

Another belief of mine; that everyone else my age is an adult, whereas I am merely in disguise.

The triple of Jeremy Brown's imagination, in reality, is a home run.

Can I be trusted? Can you? I can be trusted with some things, but not all things, just like you.

I am a chaotic blend of all the worst traits.

As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job.

We must dream so big that without the support that comes through favor with God and man, we could never accomplish what is in our hearts.

People should not pass judgment until they have seen the film.

And any man who knows a thing, knows he knows not a damn, damn thing at all.

I've always looked at my career as an athlete would look at his: I won't play forever. Some don't know when to walk away, but the smart ones do.

Literature gives us the great gift of the present moment.

When his veering gait And every motion of his starry train Seem governed by a strain Of music, audible to him alone.