The worst thing is the day you realize you want to win more than the players do.

You can't lead anyone else further than you have gone yourself.

Losing streaks are funny. If you lose at the beginning, you got off to a bad start. If you lose in the middle of the season, you're in a slump. If you lose at the end, you're choking

You have to bear in mind that Mr. Autry's favorite horse was named Champion. He ain't ever had one called Runner Up.

I'm not the manager because I'm always right, but I'm always right because I'm the manager.

He (Don Drysdale) talks very well for a guy who's had two fingers in his mouth all his life.

Baseball and malaria keep coming back.

There should be a new way to record standings in this league; one column for wins, one for losses and one for gifts.

Play him, fine him, and play him again.

I have an amazing ability to forget.

He (Sandy Koufax) throws a 'radio ball,' a pitch you hear, but you don't see.

How dare you open a spaceman's helmet on an uncharted planet? My eyeballs could've been sucked from their sockets!

Twitter, far from fostering debate and broadening minds, has turned us into a hive of scolds. Angry mobs wait on the sidelines to strike and then bask in the glow of their moral superiority.

The unionists also for their part, want to minimise the potential for change, not only on the equality agenda but on the issues of sovereignty and ending the union.

Women carry a beautiful hand with them to the grave, when a beautiful face has long ago vanished.

Does Uncle Bob have anything?" "I heard he has an STD." "I mean on the women." "Oh, I have no idea if they have any STDs.

There is no thing we cannot overcome Say not thy evil instinct is inherited, Or that some trait inborn makes thy whole life forlorn, And calls down punishment that is not merited.

Sorrow has a name, and its name is loneliness. Sorrow has a shape, and its shape is absence. Sorrow is a sickness like any other.

Left Behind takes what to some people may be unbelievable predictions from the Bible and shows how they might play out. It makes the events of biblical prophecy understandable and thus believable.

Those were the 'ifs' that kept me from making a fool of myself.

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