Coffee comes in five descending stages: Coffee, Java, Jamoke, Joe, and Carbon Remover.

If a grasshopper tries to fight a lawnmower, one may admire his courage but not his judgement.

Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.

You can sway a thousand men by appealing to their prejudices quicker than you can convince one man by logic.

Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

I never learned from a man who agreed with me.

A generation which ignores history has no past — and no future.

Don't ever become a pessimist... a pessimist is correct oftener than an optimist, but an optimist has more fun, and neither can stop the march of events.

May you live as long as you wish and love as long as you live.

It is a truism that almost any sect, cult, or religion will legislate its creed into law if it acquires the political power to do so.

The truth is helpless when up against perception

Maybe the Society was right all along. From the very beginning, that’s what they called her. A time bomb.Tick, tick, tick.

What I try to keep in mind is that there are going to be a lot of articles that are going to be misrepresentative of what I'm about as a person and as a writer.

I just want to keep working hard, stay humble, and keep trying to win games.

Traditionally, duos get accused of lots of things.

It's not that Perl programmers are idiots, it's that the language rewards idiotic behavior in a way that no other language or tool has ever done.

The symbol of the religion of Jesus is the cross, not the scales.

Obviously, I think it was an aberration, but it is a reality. We're still a team that won nine games, but this one was a real shock.

You attract the predominant thoughts that you're holding in your awareness.

If we will have the kindness of others, we must endure their follies.