The way I see it, living in New Jersey is a challenge, what with the toxic waste and the eighteen wheelers and the armed schizophrenics." Connie Rosolli

You're a marshmallow. Soft and sweet and when you get heated up you go all gooey and delicious."-

I shot that sucker right in the gumpy." Grandma Mazur

The 'Barnaby' books were always intended to be graphic novels.

I'm done with men. I have a hamster. That's all I need.

When I was six years old I sprinkled sugar on my head, convinced myself it was pixie dust, wished myself invisible, and walked into the boys' bathroom at school.

My Spanish is limited to burrito and taco.

Calories don’t count if they’re connected to a celebration. Everyone knows this.

-You're gloating, Max. It's not flattering. Somebody needs to teach you a little humility.- -A good woman could do that.- -She'd have to be armed and dangerous.-

Its always nice to have a stud muffin at the table.

Only men you can count on these days are Ben and Jerry.

Self-leadership always precedes team leadership.

Things aren't the way they are, they're the way you are

Obviously I am not bothered about men's fashion - is anyone, apart from Jonathan Ross?

Bob has never written a bad song. Bob Dylan is a genius.

What's next for me? I don't know. So I'm in exactly the same boat as many of you.

I found you people in mud huts.. you were living in CAVES!

I really hate to see abusive behavior being passed on from generation to generation to generation, when we have access to health and counseling.

Parents who wonder where the younger generation is going should remember where it came from.

Cruelty is a tyrant that's always attended with fear.

I say money has no value; it's just the way you spend it.