The way I putted today, I must've been reading the greens in Spanish and putting them in English.

Yeah, after each of my downhill putts.

Creators of history always play with our impotence and our ignorance.

Only he who knows how to speak can be silent.

Our honour is that we make the law to violate and break it, and we stay to do that.

I am a 21st century person who was accidentally launched in the 20th. I have a deep nostalgia for the future

A woman past forty should make up her mind to be young - not her face.

Youth has many glories, but judgement is not one of them, and no amount of electronic amplification can turn a belch into an aria.

I was so drunk the whole time that I took bottles for girls and girls for bottles.

That's the trouble with wishing you were somebody else. As much as you may want it, you know it'll never happen, at least not in this lifetime.

Sure, I eat because I have to. But I also eat because I want to. It is one of life's few pleasures.

Despite the fact that I spend a lot of time in London, Switzerland and New York, Africa is the place I know and love best, and my heart will always lie here.