The truth can be made up if you know how.

Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself.

Unless you are at a picnic, life is no picnic.

I have gained and lost the same 10 pounds so many times over and over again my cellulite must have deja vu!

The ability to delude yourself may be an important survival tool.

It's my belief we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.

Never underestimate the power of your actions. With one small gesture you can change a person's life. For better or worse. God puts us all in each other's lives to impact one another in some way.

If olive oil comes from olives, then where does baby oil come from?

I worry that our lives are like soap operas. We can go for months and not tune in to them, then six months later we look in and the same stuff is still going on.

One thing I have no worry about is whether God exists. But it has occurred to me that God has Alzheimer's and has forgotten we exist.

I worry that humanity has been "advanced" to its present level of incompetency because evolution works on the Peter Principle.

Breath is the door to the heart and soul. It moves chi and energizes cells.

Valuing a writer only for their diversity, but not their humanity or talent – that’s tokenism.

The Earth Is My Stage And The Sun Is My Spotlight

The way she says kiss, it sounds different. Like she invented the word specifically for the song.

The prime of life is that fleeting time between green and over-ripe.

Love your fellow, and not just those who agree with you.

Life in itself / Is nothing, / An empty cup, a flight of uncarpeted stairs. / It is not enough that yearly, down this hill, / April / Comes like an idiot, babbling and strewing flowers.

Without friends the world is but a wilderness.

When people realize that they have been forgiven of everything, it becomes a little bit easier for them to forgive others.

In general I don't like definitions, but 'Minimalist' is a term that means elegance and openness, so I would prefer to be called a Minimalist than something else.