The trouble with 'a place for everything and everything in its place' is that there's always more everything than places.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

Master of magic, god of war, Odin wanders alone.

She had set it on the Internet, its own peculiar echo chamber.

The New Age orgy: The flesh was willing but the spirit's weak.

Believe you can do it. Believing something can be done puts your mind to work for you and helps you find ways to do it.

For decades, the violence in the Middle East has claimed a multitude of innocent civilian victims: Men, women and children, Arab and Israeli.

Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman.

I love using the latest technologies to make life more efficient, but I don't want to advocate that technology replaces the need to get together and enjoy human connections with people.

Intemperance is the plaque of sensuality, and temperance is not its bane but its seasoning.

The best students always are flunking. Every good teacher knows that.

How great is the position of the man who is born of God, born of purity, born of faith, born of life, born of power!