The trick to getting ahead is to give it the same effort you give to getting even.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

Nothing factual that I write or say will be as truthful as my fiction.

This is my temporary home It's not where I belong Windows and rooms that I'm passing through This is just a stop, on the way to where I'm going I'm not afraid because I know this is my Temporary home

When we learn to trust the universe, we shall be happy, prosperous and well

And I am the kind of person that feels so much that if I didn’t have acting (and music), I would burst from all of the emotion inside!

Facials are my biggest beauty indulgence. Looking good is about having a good base. It's about taking care of your skin.

Until we eliminate the mentality of violence, we will not find the harmony within ourselves we're looking for.

Around middle school I studied jazz guitar and ended up playing in a jazz band for a bit. But, after high school, I haven't even touched a guitar.

A boy can be two, three, four potential people, but a man is only one. He murders the others.

If you look good, you feel good!

I fed my ego, but not my soul.